Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
