Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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