what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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