Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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