If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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