I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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