I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
