sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
It's Friday. Sex?
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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