no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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