She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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