There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
