Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Randomize
