he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It's blow job season.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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