I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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