i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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