I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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