is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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