i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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