So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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