Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
one might say we're banned from that church
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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