Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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