he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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