You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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