My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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