I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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