I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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