how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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