what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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