some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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