Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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