its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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