The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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