Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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