Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
