the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My vagina is officially offended.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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