I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Randomize
