it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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