I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
ugly people sure do ruin things
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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