Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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