dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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