I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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