That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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