Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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