One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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