I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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