Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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