Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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