$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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