I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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