What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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