How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I've blown a few things in my day
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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