I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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